Fun With Pun 2

1. I recently spent money on detergent to unclog my kitchen sink. It was money down the drain. 2. Our social studies teacher says that her globe means the world to her. 3. A jury is never satisfied with the verdict. The jury always returns it. 4. Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream … Continue reading

Fun With Pun

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. A boiled egg is hard to beat. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A will is a dead giveaway. Acupuncture:  a jab well done. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible … Continue reading