Fun With Pun 2

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Photo credit: Google Images

1. I recently spent money on detergent to unclog my kitchen sink. It was money down the drain.

2. Our social studies teacher says that her globe means the world to her.

3. A jury is never satisfied with the verdict. The jury always returns it.

4. Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse. It was a knight mare.

5. A dog not only has a fur coat but also pants.

6. Today I’ve got a pressing engagement. I must go to the cleaners.

7. The principal part of a horse is the mane, of course.

8. Having lots of good cookbooks only makes sense. They contain such stirring events.

9. If you want to make a pun from dunlop. Then lop off the lop and the pun is dun.

10. I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.

11. I work as a baker because I knead dough.

12. What is the difference between a conductor and a teacher? The conductor minds the train and a teacher trains the mind.

Have you read Fun With Pun?

Happy reading 🙂

The contents were taken from an email I received so the original contributor has been lost in the chain – sorry about not being able to credit him/her.

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2 Responses to “Fun With Pun 2”
  1. Sofia says:

    Thanks for making me smile Sam!

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