I Can Always Make You Smile

Photo credit: Online social network source.

Photo credit: Online social network source.

I would have given him 100% for his wit!

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * In his last battle.

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * At the bottom of the page .

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * Liquid.

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * Marriage.

Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * Exams.

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & Dinner.

Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half.

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * Wet.

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands.

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

One of my friend who knew I was a little upset with the “Ban Food Photography In Singapore” debate decided to cheer me up and emailed me the above. I hope you have a good laugh too!

Photo credit: Google Images

Photo credit: Google Images

Happy reading 🙂

3 Responses to “I Can Always Make You Smile”
  1. BeWithUs says:

    LOL….the answers are very witty indeed…I used to have this picture as my screen saver of my mobile phone….love it. Cheers~ 😀

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